Friday, March 6, 2009

Sniffing the Ground

Dog's sniff the ground because smelling is their favorite scent and the ground is covered with good smells, like foot prints and piss. We don't sniff the ground because smelling doesn't do anything for us, and because the ground is covered with foot prints and piss. If you see a dog sniffing the ground, he or she is figuring shit out, getting places, accomplishing things, and living it up. If you see a human sniffing the ground, they've escaped from the local mental health institution, and they need the immediate attention of a psychiatrist...or they're a werewolf.
(flickr photo Bloodhound Trials Feb 2008 -154 by Contadini; http://www.flickr.com/photos/92305862@N00/2307362444/)

8 comments:

  1. So that's why we don't sniff the ground. I've stayed awake at nights trying to figure this one out. Bwhahahahahahaha.

    Have a terrific day and weekend. :)

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  2. Wise words. Dogs are in control of their universe.

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  3. I don't think I want to smell what dogs are smelling. I'm happy with sniffing the air.

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  5. You could not have ever lived before this time, unless Tonka pee-pees on your head when smelling stuff! Definitely and without a doubt! Indubitably too! I must say!

    Melody!

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  6. There happen to be some very emotionally fit people around who happen to also sniff the ground once in a while. They don't roll around in dead worms though, that would be weird.

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  7. True, dead works would be pushing it a bit too far. That's just pushing it too far.

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  8. Awww…dogs rule. Bloodhounds are very cool!

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