Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Peeing on Trees

We humans only pee on trees if we're a dude and we're either camping or desperately have to go and there's no one around...that is until those nuns, school children, stay-at-home moms, elderly women, and every girl you ever found attractive turn the corner. Great, the one time I couldn't find a bathroom. This is the only time I've done this, I swear. I don't pee on trees often. Really! Oh hi, mom. Shit.
But dogs pee on trees all the time, in the middle of major metropolitan areas, in front of scores and scores of judgemental humans, and they don't care. They don't give a good (or bad) goddamn. They just just keep pissing on that tree like they're in an Olympic urination competition, which fortunately doesn't actually exist.
(flickr photo Marking territory by Scarleth White;


  1. I don't know....I've seen alot of guys pee on trees. Even when they could have walked inside and used the bathroom.

  2. What Prosy said. Bwahahahahaha. You are right though dogs don't care where they potty.

    Have a terrific day. :)

  3. Hey, cats are definitely worse. At least with a dog you know it's against or around a tree. With a cat, well they hid it so you find it in you shoes or in your gardening gloves on a shelf in the shed.

  4. Heh ... I love this blog. It's brilliant and I'll be blog-stalkin ya from now on. *sighs* Please don't call the blog police, they know me too well by now.

  5. hahaha wicked blog...funny, funny shite!