What's the phrase I'm looking for, dogs? Oh yeah: What the fuck ? Drooling is disgusting. Stop it. You're not even drooling because you see something delicious and tasty, like say tacos and guacamole. You're just drooling for no goddamn reason. Well, I guess you're drooling because we humans bred some of you to look cute and funny by giving you extra loose skin around your mouth and jaw that allows drool to seep out in a way that it doesn't with other dog breeds and most other animals. So it's really not your fault, but still, stop it! It's gross.At least carry around a little dog napkin so you can clean up after yourself.
(flickr photo drooling dog by Wrote; http://www.flickr.com/photos/wrote/1953628172/)
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I stopped to pet a dog the other day, and the owner said, "Oh, look out, he's got a pocketwatch," and I was like what the heck is that, and she explained it's when the drool hangs down and then flips back up and clings on the dog's face to look like a pocketwatch chain. That term grossed me out way worse than the drool ever would.
ReplyDeleteOkay, that's just disgusting. Bwahahahahahaha. You crack me up.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. :)
Steam: What's most disturbing about it all is that they had to come up with a name at all, because that means it happens often enough that it needs to be named. Just wrong.
ReplyDeleteSandee: Thanks.
After graduating from several tiers of obedience school, my dog won't touch my food, even if I leave my plate sitting on the armrest and leave the room. Instead, he lays about a foot away from me, and drools all over himself. He has no pride.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it when babies drool its adorable but when dogs drool people think its disgusting. It just happens. Just wipe it up and move on.
ReplyDeleteProsy: There are definitely unforseen disadvantages of havving a well trained dog.
ReplyDeleteMike: You know, I think it's gross when a baby drools, too. Not at all adorable. Then again, also think puppies are way cuter than babies, so for me it's just the drool in general, not what's drooling. But yeah, I hear you.
Ahh you need to be skilled in the ways of drool to pull it off. There's the stealthy ninja attack where after drinking for a while you can run up to a human and say hello whilst dumping a jowl full of slobber and water all over them. It's even more fun if you happen to have been drinking from the toilet ;)
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