Wednesday, March 4, 2009


Rodents chatter constantly, gnawing their little teeth together like their life depends on it. Okay, fine, so their life does depend on it. Right, right, I know that if they don't gnaw their teeth down, their teeth will grow up into their head and kill them. Constantly growing teeth must be a bitch, but that aside, it's still some really weird shit that none of us would ever do.
Well, that's a lie. I did it once to annoy someone at a party. It worked, and now I can't chatter my teeth anymore because I lost them in the fight. Never chatter around the guy who's been drinking Jim Beam all night.
(flickr photo John's Hamster, Crispy by wsilver;


  1. Bwahahaha, you crack me up. Never chatter around the guy who's been drinking Jim Beam all night. Well, duh!

    Have a terrific day. :)

  2. Great. Now I want some Beam. Oh well... I guess it is after 12...

  3. + on Sandee's comment! Exactly what I was going to Keep up the good work!

  4. Sandee and Pet's: You'd think it was that obvious, but sometimes annoyance is just to tempting.
    Lilu: 12? You're awake, right? Go ahead and have some hard alcohol.
    Breezy: Same. Actually, cool fact about it, is they will only audibly chatter when they're comfortable and feel safe, so you have good reason to like it, because when they do it near you it means they're happy around you. That's a very simplified version of if it, but the basic idea.

  5. It's not the chattering, it's that stoooopid spinning, squeeeky wheel that drives ME nuts!