Listen up, dogs and cats. Just because you're not a human doesn't mean it's okay roll around in compromising and exposing positions. You and I both know that you're just flaunting the fact that you can get away with such scandalous shows, while we humans must carefully monitor how we are seated at all times to be sure that we aren't spreading out legs wide for the whole world to see what lies below.Even if we could sit so strangely, we wouldn't, because we have respect for ourselves, unlike you.
(flickr photo this is a new behavior by Rob!; http://www.flickr.com/photos/xerostomia/362942437/)
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And they're just showing off when they lick themselves.
ReplyDeleteLol, they really know how to relax. :) No inhibitions whatsoever..... I like it!
ReplyDeleteI spread eagle 'cuz it grosses Sarah out to see my girl parts. It's pretty fucking sweet.
ReplyDeletedo you know why we sit like that, or roll around on our backs like that? Because we can! Before you go imposing your morals on us, just remember, our dicks are hairy and if you think you've got a little funk going on down there, just think about what it'd be like if it was insulated. You gotta air that stuff out, man.
ReplyDeleteThe scandal! but I do think there is something to this airing out business... we can only hope.
ReplyDeleteGreyhounds do this ALL the time! It's called "cockroaching." Pretty funny. :-D
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