That crazy ass Angelina-Jolie-looking octomom aside, humans don't give birth to litters. Sure, occasionally a pair of twins pop out, but really, that's about it.
But dogs, cats, and tons of small animals think it's totally fine to have as many kids as they want. Well, you can't, goddamnit! Haven't you been reading any of the magazines in the check out lines? What, you don't go to supermarkets? What a lame excuse. Well let me sum it up for you: we all know you're just trying to get famous. You don't even care about those kids. It's all about you, isn't it? Next time, trying having one kid like everyone else, all right?
(flickr photo More Puppy Pile by AirBeagle; http://www.flickr.com/photos/airbeagle/446918732/)
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Yeah. It's called a litter because it's garbage.
ReplyDeleteGarbage in their thinking that is. Sorry, didn't mean to sound quite so harsh on the puppy dogs.
ReplyDeleteyou should probably sass out this sow too
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Oh wow those pigs really do need a sassing. Unacceptable.
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