Say you're walking down the street, thinking about that delicious burrito you're going to eat after you wash your favorite pair of Christmas socks, when you see one of your closest friends walking right at you. You reach up to give him a Top Gun style hi five, but he evades it, spins around you, and plants his nose right in your ass, inhaling deep like a smoker on their lunch break. Now pretend you're not wearing any clothes when he does this. And that you like it and do the same. And that afterwards you both lick your noses. Well dogs do this all the time. Everyday, multiple times a day. They love it. Dogs can't wait to sniff another butt. If your dog had money, he'd probably pay you to let him sniff yours. Kinky, I know, but really it's just their way of saying hi. But if you did that you'd get punched, slapped, yelled at, or tossed in a padded room.
(flicker photo Arse sniffers by Ross Angus; http://www.flickr.com/photos/ross_angus/767911035/)
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Your blog is hilarious. I guess that's because I have a dog.
ReplyDeleteAh yes, but we do let those same dogs lick our faces...
ReplyDeleteEK: Yeah, it does help to have a dog. I feel like if you don't have a dog (or other pet) this entire blog would look like pages from a pyschopath's journal.
ReplyDeleteMaria: Point taken. I'm going to go scrub my face steel wool and chlorox now.